Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Amanda Bynes Reveals She’ll Play Lindsay Lohan in New Biopic: Has Been Method Training for the Past Year



LOS ANGELES- Amanda Bynes yesterday revealed in an interview with Vanity Fair that her antics of the past year have all been part of her method acting training to play Lindsay Lohan in a made-for-TV biopic.
The actress, who got her start on Nickelodeon shows such as All That and The Amanda Show in the late 90’s and early 2000’s, will be starring in Bars of Metal and Alcohol: A Lindsay Lohan Biopic later this year on the Lifetime television network. To prepare for what she calls a “career-changing role,” Bynes has done her best to essentially “become” Lohan over the past year.

The term “method” refers to when an actor prepares for a role by indulging oneself in that character’s exact lifestyle to correctly embody its attitudes and emotions. The task has been appropriately demanding for Bynes. “When I was first cast as Lindsay, I knew preparing would be no easy feat. That’s why I got started with the process right away.”

She started out small on March 7, 2012, getting a traffic ticket for using a cell phone while driving. But it soon became clear minor violations wouldn’t cut it. “I had to go bigger than that,” said Bynes. The next month, she got a DUI after side-swiping a police car at 3 A.M. Bynes added two hit-and-runs to her record, one later that month and another in August, in order to, “help myself feel more like a drunken buffoon”. Finally in September, her BMW was impounded after she was caught driving with a suspended license. Bynes made it clear that she felt bad for what she put the Los Angeles Police Department through, “but I really needed to nail down the ‘I’m above the law.’ aspect of Lindsay’s personality”.

“I would also like to apologize to the other parties involved in my hit-and-run charges, along with anyone else who may have been hurt by my behavior. I’m not a self-absorbed drunk, I’m just playing one in a movie,” she said.

                                                                                                  -By Mike Vandenberg

Monday, April 8, 2013

Weekly Report: 4/1 - 4/7

Just work on Dimensional Warriors today. It's now in PDF format due to font.

Dimensional Warriors v11.08

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I would like to note that I do not like to brag about my own work, or work others submit to this site. Art should stand on its own. You don't need some guy telling you what is good and what isn't.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Dimensional Warriors Fan Fiction: Training chapter 7

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Upcoming this week:
Monday: Weekly Report
Tuesday: Mike Vandenberg
Wednesday: Dimensional Warriors Comic
Saturday: Professor Astonishing
Sunday: Dimensional Warriors Fan Fiction

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

I’m Converting to Judaism

A transcript of President Obama’s speech in Jerusalem Thursday is reprinted here.

Thank you, please be seated. Hello, everyone. Or as they say here, shalom! Let me first thank this wonderful university for letting me come here today. This message is not only for you, but for all of Israel, with whom the U.S. has a strong, unbreakable alliance, now and into the future. I stand here today to announce that I, Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States of America, am converting to Judaism.

Recently, the bond between our two nations has been called into question. You see, many Republican leaders in America, in Congress and on Fox News, have doubted my words of support for this country are legitimate. All I've done is given you a friendly suggestion to stop building settlements in Palestine if you want any hope of a lasting peace. You've heard me suggest putting yourself in their shoes so you can see that all they want is their own land. Because a true friend doesn't tell you what you want to hear, but what you need to hear.

Yet somehow, by actually giving you reasonable, practical suggestions, my critics back home accuse me of renouncing our alliance. To be honest, this baffles me. We've practically sold Israel its entire stock of fighter jets for God sakes. Next time you fire a missile into Gaza, do me a favor and check the sticker on the bottom. It probably says, “Made in America”. Shouldn't a parent be allowed to tell his spoiled child to shut up and follow simple directions once in awhile  And yet I still do almost everything in my power as president to back Israel.

That is why I'm converting to Judaism. It’s the last thing I can possibly think of to affirm this alliance. I've thought long and hard about this, but I always reach that same conclusion. I mean honestly, help me out here. What else can I do? I've risked my life to come to this crazy place, knowing that nothing other than a photo-op will get accomplished by my visit. And yet I still hear complaints.

Yep, this is the only option. I'm not talking Reformed, either. I’m going all-in, full-fledged Orthodox Jewish. It'll be hard to question my faith if I have a yarmulke on my head all the time. Also, what better way to show that I stand with Israel than to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas and Passover instead of Easter. Nothing’s wrong with showing too much support for the Jewish state. Or, as I now call it, my homeland.

Well, I better get going. I need to fly home before Shabbat; my new faith prevents me from using electricity on Saturdays. As America’s first Jewish president, I need to make sure I set a good example for America by attending Rabbi Goldstein’s Passover Seder at The White House. Shalom, my Jewish brothers.

                                                                                                             -by Mike Vandenberg

Monday, April 1, 2013

Weekly Report 3/25-3/31

Dimensional Warriors
Just these two today. First up I have really reworked the open quite a bit. So it's worth a look:

Dimensional Warriors v11.07
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Open Office (.odt)
Rich Text (.rtf)
Text (.txt)

Dimensional Warriors Fan Fiction
And the other one isn't anything more than an excuse. I haven't really had the ability to sleep much this last week, between classes and house cleaners and people moving through the house sorting things to keep/sell/trash. It's astounding that I'm not passed out right now. So the short of it is no Fan Fic for this past week. Hopefully come Sunday I'll be alive again.