LOS
ANGELES- National
Enquirer
admitted in a brief statement yesterday that they’ve only been
reporting on four celebrities for the past five years.
In
the notice, Editor-in Chief Tony Frost said that they’ve only been
actively following Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian,
and Miley Cyrus since 2008. “We came together as a team and
realized we could save a lot of time and energy if we just focus on
four celebrities,” said Frost. “As long as they all keep acting
like a hot mess, why track down anyone else?”
Whenever
someone gets suspicious, the statement mentions, they run a few leads
that were handed to them from friends in the industry. “Otherwise
we just have our creative writing department churn out a few
attention-grabbing headlines,” said Frost. When asked for comment,
Lindsay Lohan’s agent stated that she’s had an ongoing
relationship with the tabloid for even longer than that. She added,
“Let’s face it, collecting royalties from pictures depicting her
as a drunken whore is pretty much the only way she gets work
anymore.”
Kris
Jenner, Kardashian’s manager, took a step further, saying, “This
is Kim’s career after all, being a publicity figure. Why would she
have said no and miss out on this opportunity? National
Enquirer
made my daughter a star.”
Later
in the day, the magazine announced that rising publicity star Amanda
Bynes had been added as a client.
-By Mike Vandenberg
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